The Kirby Files

Happy Christmas!!!

2005-12-25T17:03:00.000-08:00

Hey everyone how is your Christmas going? I am having a wonderful Christmas. In a bit we r going to have a birthday party for Smug who is turning Sweet 16, Keanu who is turning 14, Noon (her b-day is not until the 21st of Jan. but we celebrate early cause we usually do not see her then) who turns the big 18. And we r also celebrating Bran's graduation from Naval bootcamp. So our day and night is filled. I had been cooking all day and all day yesterday but it is worth it when u see everyone enjoying themselves. Also today is the LORD's b-day. So Happy Birthday JESUS!!! And again Happy Christmas to all!!!

Hey u all...

2005-12-24T12:57:00.000-08:00

My Navy Seaman Recruit Glisan is finally home. Yippee!!! She came home on the 22nd. I flew into Chicago to see her graduate and let me tell u it was the most awesome graduation that i have ever seen. When they announced the graduating recruites (they did it by Divisions not by individuals) i was so excited. When they announced her Division 034 i screamed and yelled Brans name and clapped. She looked so great. I was crying cause i was so very proud of her. Finally liberty got called and i went over there and hugged her so hard and long. She introduced me to her friends and her RDC's. It was so cool.
Did have a bit of a problem with Gary tho. He had asked me if i wanted to join them for lunch cause they were going to take Bran out and i was just going to meet Bran at the airport but Gary decided to invite me and then after he would take us to the airport. Well he said that he never said he would take me and Bran to the airport, which in reality he did. See u have to know something about Gary, he forgets things he says alot of times and this he did forget. Well anyway i guess Noon felt bad Bran did not know what was happening and i only brought enough moola for the shuttle one way. So here i am crying in a huge bind. Well Noon must have said something cause then Gary decides he will take us to the airport. I really did not want to go with him but i really had no choice so we went and all he did was drop us off hugged Bran and said see ya later. He did not even take her to lunch. So the whole thing kinda blew especially when i should have been the first to congratulate and hug Bran but guess who ended up doing that? Yes Gary's wifey. It may seem petty but to me it was not cause she does not even like Bran and she is not her mother. But i look at it this way, she came home with me and Gary and his childish ways got him zip. So i am pretty happy and she missed me as much as i missed her plus she always called me from boot and only wrote to Keanu. So i guess her dad was pretty jealous cause i was her P.O.C. I did tell him what was going on and she say she was going to write him but i guess she did not have time. Heck she hardly had time for anything but i did get about 5 phone calls from her. So i am a pretty happy camper. Bran looks great. So HIP HIP HOORAY! HIP HIP HOORAY! for Bran. If u want to see pics of her they r on Kernyens blog. Thanks for all the support u showed her. She really appreciated it.
On the 2nd of Jan. she will be on her way back to Great Lakes, IL. Which is right back where she was but of course on a different area of the base. S
So there u go with all the juicy 411.

Hey guys...

2005-12-18T22:03:00.000-08:00

Happy ChristmasHanukkahKwanzaa to everyone. It has been a pretty blustery and rainy day today and yesterday. I actually love this kind of weather. As long as it is over on the 21st of this month but comes back on the 25th. Yes Christmas. I actually wish it would snow then. Well I am off and will talk to u all later...

Harry Potter...

2005-12-14T02:16:00.000-08:00

Been doing alot of thinking about Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. I cannot wait to see it again. Bran has not seen it and i know she will absolutely love it. It took her forever to read Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. When she was done she loved it and cryed over it as well as i did. But to tell u my thoughts on that, i believe that Albus Dumbledore is not dead and that Severus Snape is not a Death eater anymore that u or i. Something is going on and it ain't going to be pretty. So any thought on this subject would be appreciated. Thanks...

Hey everyone!!!!!

2005-12-12T01:08:00.000-08:00

New things are a happening...Bran is finally in bootcamp. She graduates the 22nd of December. I can hardly wait until then cause i will be going to her graduation. Yes i am totally horrified to fly but for Bran i will do it. I am so proud of her so i will overcome the total panic fear of flying and see her graduate. For those who do not have her address, here it is but write as soon as possible or your letter will be returned cause she will not be there anymore. Here u go:
SR Glisan, Brandyce M.
Div. 034 Ship 05
Recruit Training Command
3610 Illinois Street
Great Lakes, IL 60088-3118
So be sure u get your letters, cards, postcards, etc... in as soon as u can. DO NOT SEND HER ANY TYPE OF FOOD OR IT WILL BE CONFISCATED AND THROWN AWAY ALSO NO LITERATURE UNLESS IT HAS TO DO WITH THE NAVY. Thanks everyone who has written her and sorry if she has not written back. As u all know the military especially bootcamp is rough and very time consuming so it is very hard to right back. Just know that all of u are in her heart and knows that u are rooting for her. Thanks again and Bless all!!!

Hey!!!

2005-09-01T14:24:00.000-07:00

We r still waiting on Brans reinduction into the Navy. Her new MOS is Aviation Maintenance Administration. It was Machinist Mate. Of course when she first swore in (about 6 mos. ago) that was all they had. The only plus to that was she would have gotten $7500.00 bonus. But then again who wants to be in the belly of a ship for a career in the Navy. Me it would not have been to bad but fer Bran she is too girlie fer that. Of course that is not a bad thing but I would not know too much about that cause I am such a tom-boy and seem to always be. Check out Keanu's blog, he finally updated. Also check out my wish list at Torrid.com. My e-mail is dukkydoo@yahoo.com. U all might want to write that down ^-^. Also have one on Hottopic.com. The size of the boots I want r actually 8-81/2. If not 81/2 try 9. Thanx all. U know X-mas is coming soon. Later...

New bootcamp date...

2005-08-31T12:52:00.000-07:00

Bran had a problem with her recruiter and leaving 4 bootcamp on the 29th. So she needs a waiver and we do not know when she will be entering bootcamp. She was sooooo disappointed that when I seen her waiting at MEPS 4 us it was sad. She looked sooo tiny and miserable. But do not worry everything will be well. She is just now waiting. To tell u all she did pass her PFT (physical fitness test) and was on her way to recieveing E-2 when the blunder happened. She will still recieve everything she was told except for the bonuses because she changed her MOS. So 7 week bootcamp in Great Lakes, Ill and 2 months schooling in Pensacola, FL. She is as prepared as she can be. So like I said we r just waiting fer the dates. Later...

Bootcamp Date...

2005-08-22T16:17:00.000-07:00

As u all know Bran is leaving 4 bootcamp on my bday the 29th of Aug. (yes poor witto ol' me). Ok when I recieve her address I will post it. Please be sure to write her. The more letters she gets the easier it will be 4 her 2 get thru bootcamp even tho it is only 7 weeks. Ok, ok mine was 10 weeks but this is about my witto Bran. Now if u did not know this u will know it now. Her bday will be spent in bootcamp. It is the 16th of Sept. Now I am pretty sure we can send her cookies and things like that but if u want 2 actually send her a gift please wait until she gets into school and I will let u know when that is and what her address will be. If u cannot send cookies please let her know that u r thinking about her on her bday. She will turn 20 yo. that day. So get out the pens and stationary and get ready to write. I am trying to see if we can get her a letter everyday to keep her spirits up. Remember this is her first time away from home and family. Peace...

Fun in the sun...

2005-08-20T22:23:00.000-07:00

Hey everyone guess what? Me, Bran, and the sis went to the Ca state fair. It was great except 4 the sun and heat of course. But me and Bran went on all these cool rides and we just had the greatest time. Me and Karen had a roasted corn on the cob and smoked turkey leg. Whoa was that turkey leg gross. I suggest waiting until Thanksgiving to eat your turkey legs unless you r like the cousin fron Christmas vacation (the movie) where the turkey looks so perfect but when Clark Griswold starts 2 cut it it cracks open and there is nothing 2 it. What a hoot!! Ok well anyhoo that is what that turkey leg was like. But the fair was good. Me and Bran won real gold fishies in their own plastic bowl thingy. Also Bran ordered curly fries and when she got them, they were like a big brick of them. We all thought they were going 2 be in a cup like most but this thing was huge. "We" could not even finish it. I am telling u going to the fair is like raising your cholesteral level about 30 points or more especially if it is already high. But it is all about the food anyway right? Ok I am done now. Later!!!

Anchors Aweigh...

2005-08-14T20:13:00.000-07:00

Yes all we have the date 4 Brans Navy bootcamp departure. It is on my birthdate, 29th of Aug. I am excited 4 her but also sad cause she will miss my bday and I will miss hers and I just will miss her so badly. She has been keeping me sane since she has moved in with me. I guess it was bound to happen of her departure. I am very proud of her and cannot wait 2 see her in her Naval uniform when she comes home on leave after her schooling. Another matter also has come up. My ex is moving 2 Pennsylvania in 2-6 months. I am really having a hard time with this. That is all I have 2 say right now.

Bran is back today...

2005-08-06T01:17:00.000-07:00

I am so happy that Bran will be back today. I have 2 pick her up at the airport at 11:25am. I really missed her alot. I am still depressed cause she will be going in the Navy this month also. So I will be alone again. I hate it. Sure I have 2 kitties but it is not the same. Hopefully my sisser will keep me company when she can and also Maim. Later all...

:(

2005-07-26T01:30:00.000-07:00

I am a bit sad cause my kids have gone back with their dad in Menifee. Bran also but only 4 2 weeks cause their dad is getting remarried in Vegas and then they r all going to PA for a week to visit his family. Yes I am quite feeling alone right now but Kernyen is helping me by letting me visit and stay at her house 4 a bit. I am really grateful 4 her. She does not think so but I really am. Thanx 4 everything Karen. U r the greatest sister anyone could ever have. I sure had alot of fun this summer. I think this is one of my best summers I have ever had cause all my kids were here. Yippee!!!!! Well gotta go lates all!!

My new Blog!!!

2005-07-21T13:27:00.000-07:00

Hey everyone check out my new blog at myspace.com. I am goofigal, real name Kimberly. It is soooo awesome. Smug helped me alot. Well gotta go and watch Constantine it is pretty good. Later!!

My myspace.com blog: Goofigal

I Love the color Green!!!!

2005-07-05T15:00:00.000-07:00

Have u guys ever seen a more beautiful color besides green? And no not blue, red, white, black, purple or any of those uggie colors. Green is the bomb of all colors. Just lookie at my pretty green doll, beautiful...

I'm Back...

2005-06-28T16:49:00.000-07:00

So what's been happening in da clean world? (For all u Blazing Saddles fans, that was for u) Really though, sorry again for the delay in my updates. Since I do not have a pc I just update when I can and actually when I feel up to it. As u all probably know I have been diagnosed with bipolar disease. It has been quite a struggle to find the right meds and dosages. But I am doing ok. I've gained quite a bit of weight because of the meds and it sure is hard to get the poundage off. So I am dealing with it as best as I can. I hope everyone is fine. I certainly cannot wait for Noonie, Smug and Keanu to get here for the summer. The lake will be a blast cause all 4 of my kids will be here for it, yippee!!!! Well take care all and I will update as soon as I am able.

What's Up!

2005-05-07T16:22:00.000-07:00

Sorry it has taken me so long to update. I can't wait 'till Star Wars III: Revenge of The Sith comes out May 19. Bran and I are gonna go if we have the money. I hope we do. If anyone goes and sees it be sure to write your comment about it here. Well I am going to Lemon Grass tonight for Mother's Day. I hope I can update later. Well I got to go now. Hope to you guys on the DownSide. Bye.

Hi Guys!!!!

2005-01-03T20:38:00.000-08:00

Sorry again for taking so long to post. I hope everyone had a great holiday season. I sure did. So what has everyont been up too? All u new people commenting on my blog, thank u it is much appreciated. OK, Who likes Punk Rock? Do u like piercings? I have 16 piercing. 9 in one ear (right), 3 in my left ear, 1 in my tongue, 1 in my nose, 1 in my lip and 1 in my eyebrow. I think it is so sweet. Of course my family thinks I am a loser weirdo. But who cares. Well take care and I will try and write again soon. Luv to all!!!

Sorry guys...

2004-09-25T20:00:00.000-07:00

I know I need to update but it is kinda hard for me when I do not have access to a pc so sorry for taking so long but I hope u all can bear wit me. Tanks. Brandyce my 19yo daughter is living wit me now and we r having a great time together. Dats it for now...

Smug n Keanu r here!!!

2004-06-21T14:29:00.000-07:00

My 2 youngest r here 4 da summer. R we going to have some great fun and memorable times. Barndyce my 18yo n Melyssa my 16yo have stayed at their dads cause of work n school. I do miss them and i will get to see them November 4 Turkey day. Right now Smug n Keanu n me have been at my sisters cause she took us to go see Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. It was really good. Also since i do not have cable we r staying to watch the remake of Salem's Lot. So far it has been pretty good. Tonight is the other half. U should see Smug n Keanu, wow!!! They have gotten so tall. I think Keanu grew a foot since i last saw him which was during X-mas n New Years. Summer is going to be great!!!

Kernyens place...

2004-06-17T00:26:00.000-07:00

Yeah I have been visiting my sis since Sunday and we had a fight dat day and I was being a total a** but we recovered. The next day Monday me, Kernyen, and Maim went to dinner at all u can eat Chinese/Japanese, China Star in Rancho Cambodia where she lives. Well they both start in on me about my big hair and long nails. They said, "U come back from New York and u look like a one of those Italian/Jewish women that is so famous for their big hair, long nails, and gaudy jewlery. To tell u the truth, I actually do and my boyfriends family is Italian (not to be racist or anything, it is just what we see of how Italians/Jewish women r portrayed on TV or movies in New York). His mom does not have the big hair but she has the long nails and the jewlery. So does both of his brothers fiance's. Yes both of his brothers r getting married 2 weeks apart. Anyhoo, we r all cracking up and having a good ole time. The next day Kernyen is supposed to take me home but alas she asks if it is ok if she takes me home tomorrow. Of course I say yes. Now the next day comes along (today, Wed.) and she says for sure I will take u home. See I know my sister well, that is why I prepare myself. I pack more than a days worth of clothes and also do not pack my bag up until I know fer sure she will be ready. Hehehe!!! Just like her being on time...Dat is a different story. U know about dat one Cuz...LMAO!!!

Hehehe!!!

2004-06-15T23:55:00.001-07:00

Some more poopie info for all u poopie fans!!!

Even if you don't work in an office, this is handy information for
public toilet use.

We've all been there but don't like to admit it.
We've all been working in our cubicles, and suddenly felt something
brewing down below.
As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is
inevitable.

For those who hate pooping at work,
the following is "The Official Survival Guide For Taking A Dump At
Work":

CROP DUSTING
When farting, you walk really fast around the office so the smell is
not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it
came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart
has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has
left your pants.

FLY BY
The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping.
Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the
bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a
FREQUENT FLYER.
People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into
the bathroom.

ESCAPEE
A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a
poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of
embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it.
Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the
urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee.
It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes
both parties feel uneasy.

JAILBREAK
When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace and
sounds very much like rapid fire. This is usually a side effect of
diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in
the stall until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.

COURTESY FLUSH
The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop hits the water.
This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom.
This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.

WALK OF SHAME
Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just
stunk up the bathroom.. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if
someone walks in and busts you.. As with farts, it is best to pretend
that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the
COURTESY FLUSH.

OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER
A colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often
see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or
magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of
The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.

THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N)
A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency pooping
goes off without ! incident. This group can help you to monitor the
whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Poopers, and identify SAFE HAVENS.

SAFE HAVENS
A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least
expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex.
This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the
bathroom.

TURD BURGLAR
Someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to
force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable
moments that can occur when taking a poop at work. If this occurs,
remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will
avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

CAMO-COUGH
A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you
are in a stall. This can be used to ver-up a WATERMELON, or to alert
potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with
an ASTAIRE.

ASTAIRE
A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you
are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is
occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the
pooper can poop in peace.

WATERMELON
A poop that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This
is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on,
create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.

HAVANA OMELET
A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet
water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an
Astaire. You can also use that moment to noisily procure a handful of
toilet paper.

UNCLE TED
A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever.
Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting
on the pot. An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the
crapper, as you should always wait to poop when the bathroom is empty.
This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees.

All Americans!!!

2004-06-14T23:32:00.000-07:00

Here is something EVERY AMERICAN should know.

TAPS

We in the United States have all heard the haunting song, "Taps." It's the song that gives us that lump in our throats and usually tears in our eyes. But, do you know the story behind the song? If not, I think you will be interested to find out about its humble beginnings.

Reportedly, it all began in 1862 during the Civil War, when Union Army Captain Robert Ellicombe was with his men near Harrison's Landing in Virginia. The Confederate Army was on the other side of the narrow strip of land.

During the night, Captain Ellicombe heard the moans of a soldier who lay severely wounded on the field. Not knowing if it was a Union or Confederate soldier, the Captain decided to risk his life and bring the stricken man back for medical attention. Crawling on his stomach through the gunfire, the Captain reached the stricken soldier and began pulling him toward his encampment. When the Captain finally reached his own lines, he discovered it was actually a Confederate soldier, but the soldier was dead.

The Captain lit a lantern and suddenly caught his breath and went numb with shock. In the dim light, he saw the face of the soldier. It was his own son.

The boy had been studying music in the South when the war broke out. Without telling his father, the boy enlisted in the Confederate Army. The following morning, heartbroken, the father asked permission of his superiors to give his son a full military burial, despite his enemy status. His request was only partially granted. The Captain had asked if he could have a group of Army band members play a funeral dirge for his son at the funeral. The request was turned down since the soldier was a Confederate. But, out of respect for the father, they did say they could give him only one musician. The Captain chose a bugler. He asked the bugler to play a series of musical notes he had found on a piece of paper in the pocket of the dead youth's uniform. This wish was granted.

The haunting melody, we now know as "Taps" ... used at military funerals was born. The words are ...

Day is done ... Gone the sun ... From the lakes ....
From the hills ... From the sky ... All is well ... Safely rest ..
God is nigh ...

Fading light ... Dims the sight ... And a star ... Gems the sky... Gleaming bright ... From afar ... Drawing nigh... Falls the night ...

Thanks and praise ... For our days .... Neath the sun .... Neath the stars ... Neath the sky ... As we go ... This we know ...
God is nigh...

I, too, have felt the chills while listening to "Taps" but I have never seen all the words to the song until now. I didn't even know there was more than one verse. I also never knew the story behind the song and I didn't know if you had either so I thought I'd pass it along. I now have an even deeper respect for the song than I did before.

REMEMBER THOSE LOST AND HARMED WHILE SERVING THEIR COUNTRY, and also those presently serving in the Armed Forces.

This was not originally authored by me

I'm Back!!!

2004-06-07T22:42:00.000-07:00

Hey all guess what? I am back in California. Yes, back from New York. I rode a train for 3 days to get back here. The scenery was beautiful but da ride was very bumpy and rocky. I will ride the train again cause the ride is beautiful. I finally saw the Colorado Rocky Mountains, gorgeous. New York was kewl. Hey gals let's have a ladies nite out. Whadda ya say???

Memorial Day...

2004-06-01T16:30:00.000-07:00

How was everyones Memorial Day? Mine was fine. But what was even more fun was the day and night before. I went to a wedding. It was sooooo much fun. The wedding itself was beautiful. The reception was outstanding. In the beginning there was drinks and delicious horderves(I know the spelling). Then after that we all went into the main hall and had dinner and dancing. The steak was so tender it melted in your mouth. Ralph had the stuffed soul and he said it was great. I won the center piece which was a bouquet of dozen red roses. Even the DJ had props for everyone for certain songs. It was such a blast.

Bye Lady...

2004-05-25T11:29:00.000-07:00

Yesterday Lady was taken to a family with a bigger home and yard plus 3 kids. She was sooooo happy to finally be with people who would give her the attention and love she craved. When she met the kids she jumped, licked, and loved them to pieces. I am happy that Ralph made the right decision to give her to a family who will give her all she needs. Good luck Lady and we luv ya!!!

Another week of...

2004-05-24T09:17:00.000-07:00

Well all, another week has started and it is beginning not to look to good. I am so exhausted because my boyfriend keeps waking me up two three times a night cause he cannot sleep. I am ready to ring his neck. I hope tonight will be different. Cause when he gets really tired he will knock out fast. He better also or I will "Knock" him out:). SSDD!!!

Hot and humid...

2004-05-22T15:10:00.000-07:00

What is worse than dry heat? Humid heat!!! Why? Have u ever got up took your shower and went to go outside and then had to go back in to take another shower cause u were soak n wet from just being outside for a couple of seconds? Well that is how it is here in the great, :(, state of NY. Yuk!!! Do not get me wrong, the state is beautiful but the spring/summer weather is nasty. So folks a little advice, visit but do not live here...

Big Question Folks...

2004-05-21T11:47:00.000-07:00

Conservative or Liberal?

Another Giftie for Kirby

2004-05-20T22:56:00.000-07:00

Enjoy pook-head (made special by Kernyen)!

Business is Good!!!

2004-05-20T10:28:00.000-07:00

Yes folks the pc industry is going well. We r not yet making money just paying the bills but it is going so good that I would say in about 2-3 months we will be making a huge profit. We already have an employee. He is a tech to fix and service pc's. He is only 20 yo. and has his Associates. Very good head on his shoulderes. I see this kid becoming a millionaire by his 25th bday. Btw me and Noonie and Smug have been texting each other. Kernyen if u have text msging text us. Have fun this coming up weekend and have a juicy BBQ steak for me...

FYI!!!

2004-05-19T17:55:00.000-07:00

Poopie list

These are the types of poopie:

GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toitee.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toitee, but there is nothing on the toitee paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toitee paper between your butt cheeks and your undies so you won't ruin them.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and your realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toitee brush.

GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toitee.

CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with toitee water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!

Summer is Coming!!!

2004-05-19T10:23:00.000-07:00

I cannot wait to get back to CA so we can go to the lake, YEAH!!!!! The BBQ's, the swimming, the conversations and pranks, then there r the sunburns and the overeating and being sooooo tired cause of being in the sun all day. It is the best. Those r the best times with my family. Yanno, da holidays and lazy summer days. Yea baby!!!!!!

Gift for Kirby

2004-05-16T14:11:00.000-07:00

Hey Kirbs - I made you a little giftie. Hope you like it.

xo - Kernie

Dinner in Port Jervis!

2004-05-16T13:11:00.000-07:00

After work last night we all went to eat at a diner. It was really good. I had a steak omelette with cheese and mushrooms. At the time that we went, which was 11pm, they were only serving breakfast and burgers. I have been to that diner twice before and they make some pretty delicious things. They r also pretty cheap. So if u r ever in Port Jervis NY go to the Robin's Nest Diner for a delicious breakfast, lunch or dindin.

SSDD!!!

2004-05-15T10:56:00.000-07:00

Yes all another one of those days. At least we r alive. Can it get anymore ssdd? Hope your day is great!

Stormy Nights!!!

2004-05-11T14:14:00.000-07:00

Wow!!! I tell u last night was a really stormy night we had. First it started getting windy. Then even windier. Felt like a tornado was a commin. Now rain starts to fall. Hard then harder then even harder. Lightening; thunder starts up and boom the lights go out. Good thing we had candles and flashlights but it did not matter cause they only stayed off for a few mins. It was crazy and sooooo cool. Today it is supposed to start again. It is great!!!

Vote!!

2004-05-08T13:56:00.000-07:00

Ok all, Pepsi or Coke?

I forgot!!!

2004-05-07T16:30:00.000-07:00

Guess what I saw de utter day? The Last Samurai and the new version of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Boy o' boy The Last Samurai was so awesome that it totally reminded me of dad. I am going to purchase it on DVD. The storyline was excellent. Sad but excellent. I give it 5 *'s. Now The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, that was a totally different story. I was sooooo restless watching it that I became irritated. Sure there was gore but nothing like the original. In fact I do not know exactly what version was the truth or what. Anyhoo, thumbs down on that movie. It gets a -2 *'s. Ok anyone see Dawn of the Dead, Van Helsing, Hellboy, or The Passion Of The Christ yet? Please e-mail me on your opinions of dos flixs. Tanks all!!! I did have to do dis one blog on da same day as da utter one cause who knows when I will get to a pc again soon.

Working Gal now!!!

2004-05-07T15:13:00.000-07:00

Guess what all? I am working in my boyfriends new store called USA Datanet. Right now I am just volunteering until it takes off which, I will tell u, it is starting to take off. We sell pc's for $250.00. They r refurbished but they run like new and they r very fast. We also sell internet and phone hook ups for very cheap. Also whoever needs to use the internet and print things out cost $3.00 an hour and $.20 a printout after 10 pages. We have already sold 2 pc's within 3 days and have a $100.00 down from a guy who is the head of the Chamber of Commerce here for 5 pc's. He is also getting more people to buy. We have ads in all the newspapers. This is going to be a great business if Ralphie plays it right. I do believe he will, finally!!!

Sorry Everyone!!!

2004-05-06T14:27:00.000-07:00

Sorry bout not updating for a while but the pc I was using crashed and I finally now have access to another pc but it will only be once or twice a week unless I can pull a rabbit out of my *beep*. Things have been going swell here. The weather is finally getting warmer but very humid, YUK!!! Lady has gotten sooooo big that she is now a menace to the household and society:) Actually she needs a bigger place so Ralphie may give her to his friend who has children and a huge backyard. I am happy for her if he does cause where she is now is way too small for her. Plus she has no backyard to run around in. She certainly is a good doggy. Very loving and affectionate until she uses people as a chew toy but she still is a pup so we scold her and get her more things to chew on. So what has everyone been up to? Sorry again for the long wait.

Guess what?

2004-03-23T21:21:00.000-08:00

Yes Lady got her first bath. U cannot even tell she was dirty except for her doggie smell. The water was brown when I rinsed her. Yuk!!! She did enjoy the nice warm bath though. Not like some Figgys we know, right Kernyen?

BBQ?

2004-03-22T20:35:00.000-08:00

Yes all. We had to BBQ stuffed peppers cause the oven broke down. Can u believe it? I made them and then found out afterward that the oven was broken. Bummer!! Otherwise the day has gone very well. Just a bit nipply,er nippy.

Oh Boy!!!

2004-03-21T14:13:00.000-08:00

Another day of snow and I am loving it. Sad thing tho' is that it melts as soon as it hits the ground. Bummer!!! Lady loves it also.

Which One?

2004-03-20T21:03:00.000-08:00

Cotton candy or candy/caramel apples?

Thank u all!!!!!

2004-03-19T18:28:00.000-08:00

Thank u all for the warm welcome to your wonderful world. Today was a non eventful day. Went to the Super Wal-Mart and got puppy food, puppy toys, and chew bones. Yes we have a new addition to our family. Her name is Lady and she is a 9 week new Black Lab. She is the cutest baby u have ever seen. Big droopy eyes, big floppy ears, and sharp little devil teeth (OUCH!!) As soon as we get her pic taken I will post it on me blog. Thanks again and hope to read more comments.

This is Me!!!

2004-03-18T18:24:00.000-08:00

I hope u enjoy my blog. This is my first time I have ever done anything like this. I did not even know what a blog was. Now I do and I like it. Everyone is really witty and hilarious. Thanks Kernyen for helping. Now I can keep in touch with u all, even if I am home or New York.